Ask the Safest Man on Earth
The Safest Man on Earth has been answering questions about safes for more than fifteen years. Here is a collection of
all the questions and answers provided, as he can recall them. Please keep in mind that, because some of these answers were
provided many years ago, some answers might be outdated. If you find outdated information please let us know.
How to ask a question
To ask a question to the Safest Man on Earth simply call us and tell us that you want to "ask a question to
the Safest Man on Earth". If you don't want your question published, simply say something else when you call.
If you accidentally said those words when you called and want to have the question unpublished... call our competition a few times,
don't buy anything, and then call us to let us know.
None of the questions have been published without user consent, yet you might have called about the same question and
received a suspiciously similar answer. Although we answered at random in the early days (just kidding), we do give
consistent answers so have no fear: you were not published.